OMG can you believe I got dumped again?

I got this new boyfriend right and he is so cute his name is david and he looks a lot more like edward than that loser i went out with before evan anyway that annoying git evan went and told david the reason he dumped me the firt time saying i tried to make him act more like edward from twilight and how i put glitter in his hair when he didn't notice to make him look sparkly and stuff so david went and dumped me saying he don't want to be like edward because he is happy being david and i was like fine be boring you are just jealous because you will never be as hot as edward innit!